“Do you really think all that Illuminati stuff is real?” says every ignorant person ever.  No, I do not think The Illuminati is real.  I know it is.  I am for sure that there are secret societies controlling every decision that our government makes.  They work for self-beneficial reasons and pass every law that favors their plan for total domination of the world and all the people in it.

Is there a reason that they poison our water with hexafluoride?  What reason could DHS have for buying 7000+ assault rifles, and 2700 MRAP armored military vehicles all for “domestic use”?  They are planning to put America into a military state and control every aspect of American citizen’s lives.  Oh, proof you ask?  Obama passed the NDAA, which allows the US to hold any American indefinitely without reason.

I cannot stand when people don’t take conspiracy theorists seriously, just because some theorists pose ideas about shape-shifting reptilian people.  Not all conspiracy are old nut-jobs sitting at their computers all day that believe anything that they read on UFOSarereal.com, and to think that they are is very close-minded and annoying.

If you know me, you know that I’m a pretty normal laid-back guy, and that I’m obviously not one of those crazy nut cases.  I do believe in a lot of conspiracy theories.  However the name conspiracy theory strikes me as not fit for their current state.  I think that they should be called truth realities.  Yeah, that’s a good word for them, because they are very real and if you choose not to believe them, then I will laugh at you when you are not prepared for the total domination of the world.