SINGLE:
1) Text yourself “Happy Valentine’s Day!”
2) Dress a body pillow as your crush and go on a date
3) Use Ouija board to summon a friend
4) Haggle with a Magic 8-Ball to tell you you’ll eventually be plural
5) Watch “The Notebook” with your cat
6) Write short love stories about you and your crush
7) cry

PLURAL:
1) Make “googly” eyes at each other from across a restaurant table
2) Make all your friends feel like third wheels
3) Blow up each other’s Twitter/Facebook pages with copious amount of affection
4) Upload no less than 15 pictures of the two of you making out onto Instagram for all to see
5) Paw at each other like wild animals in the hall
6) Spend hours drawing up what your children will look like