No-Shave November.

Yep, November is the one month of the year where laziness and poor hygiene is encouraged and sometimes celebrated. This month is the time when guys and even some girls do not touch a razor for weeks and grow hideous facial hair.

I cannot look at facial hair the same way after a “Family Guy” episode where Peter grew a beard. Then some endangered birds nested in it for months, and he couldn’t do anything about it. Later he became like a mother hen and would not even try to clean his beard. It was not pretty.

Moustaches are cool facial hair and all, but only men over the age of 25 can look natural with a moustache. If you’re a 15 to 17 year old guy, you will not look older or cooler with a moustache or beard. You will look like a weirdo and/or a hobo!

This goes out to girls too. Hairy armpits are just plain gross. Yes, it’s winter, you’re tired, shaving is annoying, you think it is a waste of time, but come on, do you really want hairy legs and armpits? The answer is no.

I think the only person of the female race that can pull that off is, uh, NO ONE. Hair is a natural thing, but there is a limit to how much hair can be on your face. Girls should never participate in No-Shave November. I’m not being sexists, but some things are not good for the goose or the gander.

I’m sure guys won’t have a beard like Peter, but still, beards are weird and only guys like Robert Downey, Jr. can pull one off. So, unless you’re Robert Downey Jr. or Gerard Butler, please shave your face and have practice good hygiene.