Unique website advertises incredible products

Just when I thought I couldn’t find any other place to recklessly waste my hard earned money, I found one. With the URL thisiswhyimbroke.com, a customer can expect to find them self yearning for the most unreasonable and pointless products.

Whether a person needs a water propelled jet pack or glow in the dark bubbles, thisiswhyimbroke.com has almost anything you can imagine. Here’s just a few of my favorite items up for sale: Levitating computer mouse, finger forks and plates, shark submarine, electric hot tub boat, glow-in-the-dark toilet paper, and my personal favorite, a bacon alarm clock that has cooked bacon inside of it when you wake up in the morning.

Of course, the prices of these incredible products are not all cheap. Things on this website can cost anywhere from $3 all the way up to over a million dollars.

But even if I don’t have the money for anything on the site, it is a great way to waste time. I know I don’t need any of the products listed but it is still fun to imagine having them.

That most disappointing part of the site is when I run out of things to look at. When I hit the arrow key down and the screen doesn’t move, I look over to the right side of my screen only to find that the bar is touching the down arrow.

Thankfully, most of the time I can just go back up to the top and scroll again because there are so many astonishing products that I’m sure to have missed one in my scrolling.

If you have money to spend, go on this site and buy some cool stuff. Or, if you have time to waste, this site will keep you busy for about an hour at most. If you’re broke and putting off your homework, don’t get on this site because you will definitely fail school.